How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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