Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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