you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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