I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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