You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
