you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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