I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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