Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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