we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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