Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
