i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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