Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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