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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(631): View more from New York

i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker

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(443): View more from Maryland

you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"

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(561): View more from Florida

And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."

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(718): View more from New York

I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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(415): View more from California

"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"

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