brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have tasted many bathrooms
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
