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• (949): View more from California

  who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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  kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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  I'll be there in 10

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420

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• (631): View more from New York

  He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I will miss his soup and his dick the most

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line

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• (469): View more from Texas

  You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.

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• (661): View more from California

  I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor

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