Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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