my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
bring money and cleavage
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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