Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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