summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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