it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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