we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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