Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Shame - the story of my life.
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