Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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