No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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