All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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