What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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