we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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