Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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