I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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