You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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