it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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