Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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