You can't special order awesome
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
