Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize
