Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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