I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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