Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
