my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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