No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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