Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
