I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Did we literally take a cab across the street
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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