hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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