When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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