the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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