brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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