what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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