i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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