worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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