8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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