Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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