Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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