is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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