Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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