sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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