I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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