let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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